4-0-4-Uh-Oh...
The page you were looking for exists in a parallel universe, but not this one.
I hope you find what you were looking for with the menu above.
As a bonus for getting here, some true facts about the number 404:
- Until the 405th, there were exactly 404 facts about Chuck Norris.
- Laurence Fishburne gets mistaken for Samuel L. Jackson 404 times every week.
- Each year the average red squirrel forgets the location of 404 acorns.
- Lance Armstrong tells 404 lies every second.
- In my lifetime I've eaten 404 rashers of bacon. That's below average for a non-vegetarian UK resident.
- Cliff Richard first performed "Millenium Prayer" in 404 BC.
- The word "bacon" appears 404 times in the Bible.
- At an ambient temperature of 27°C it takes 404 seconds to melt a 2-cm square ice cube by staring at it.
- The Black Eyed Peas have been sued for copyright infringement 404 times.
- The International Dialling Code for The Bermuda Triangle is 404.
- In all parallel universes, the 404 Error Page is always known as the 404. Nothing else remains the same.
- There were originally 404 Dalmations because...I can't remember the rest of this fact.
- Wales has 404 times more sheep than people.
- There are 404 ways to make change from a UK £1 coin.
- New Zealand has 404 times more sheep than Wales.
- It took Roger Hargreaves 404 days to write the first Mr. Men book.
- In Korea in 1930 it was 404 BC elsewhere.
- Samuel L. Jackson has been Rickrolled* 404 times, mostly by Laurence Fishburne.
- My aim in life is to have 404 facts on this page. Aim achieved!
*That's a link to a Nirvana song, I promise.
A special prize if you know which of these 404 facts is true true.